Pajamas in the Daytime

2010-08-12T20:15:00.001-04:00

I wish the rest of the song lived up to the potential of the brass intro: http://ping.fm/sFCIO

2010-08-12T06:22:00.001-04:00

Clever and Hilarious http://ping.fm/RqiRt

2010-08-10T16:09:00.001-04:00

State fair time. anything specific i should try?

2010-08-08T01:05:00.001-04:00

How to be Friends with an Introvert http://ping.fm/AEBFo

2010-08-07T23:52:00.001-04:00

Is it really only midnight? ugh.

2010-08-07T20:52:00.001-04:00

Yes, Please: Classic Beer Glass Connoisseur Collection http://ping.fm/mbyvo

2010-08-04T04:41:00.001-04:00

Dirty Harry is a bad cop. He should be a bounty hunter instead.

2010-08-04T01:44:00.001-04:00

Martin Loofah King http://ping.fm/jfoXn

2010-08-04T00:50:00.001-04:00

What A Wonderful Book http://ping.fm/VKnwb

2010-08-03T17:42:00.001-04:00

I love the idea of a two-person resume. Thanks, Sunny in Philly.

2010-08-03T02:14:00.001-04:00

DERPHUNT http://ping.fm/k9JT4

2010-08-02T17:04:00.002-04:00

2010-08-01T19:52:00.001-04:00

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2010-08-01T16:20:00.001-04:00

wifey says "i only ate a few!"

2010-07-31T18:45:00.001-04:00

$425 on the garage sale. good job wifey. (now what do we do with the stuff left over?)

2010-07-30T22:33:00.001-04:00

Garage Sale tomorrow 8a-5p. Come buy stuff.

2010-07-30T05:33:00.001-04:00

Wildlife Preserve http://ping.fm/5fuvc

2010-07-28T17:46:00.001-04:00

Lost my wallet. looked EVERYWHERE. cancelled my cards. found my wallet.

2010-07-25T18:23:00.001-04:00

The next time i hear somebody trained in a medical profession say "O2 stats", I'm will punch.

2010-07-25T01:49:00.001-04:00

Fantastic Idea: Chocomize. Choose your chocolate bark and more than 100 types of fruits, nuts, herbs, and candies to create your personalized chocolate bars. http://ping.fm/EdGCn

2010-07-24T19:26:00.001-04:00

Basil Marceaux for Governor of Tennessee http://ping.fm/RHXBT

2010-07-24T01:56:00.001-04:00

This is Why I Hate You, ChaCha. (A post by Klif) http://ping.fm/1jfRU

This is why I hate you, ChaCha.

2010-07-24T01:45:00.002-04:00

Me	:	Is allergy to horses a thing that people have?
ChaCha	:	Got ur Q! *Discover a frosty, delicious secret with Coca-Cola- http://mcha.bz/cokesecret
ChaCha	:	1/2 Bleach produces fumes that can irritate people with a bleach allergy, although it's not simply the smell itself that causes
ChaCha	:	2/2 the problem, it's breathing or having your eyes or skin exposed to the air around it. *Fans can win $50K @ Deal or No Deal! Txt FAN to 71234
Me	:	what the deuce has that got to do with horses? just once i wish chacha would answer MY question the first time.
ChaCha	:	That's an awesome Q! Now here's 1 for u! *How would u rate the speed of ur answer? Reply HA1-Very slow, HA2-Slow, HA3-Average, HA4-Fast, HA5-Very fast
ChaCha	:	1/5 Hmmm, that's a tough question. I'm sending you three possible answers and you can choose the best one.
ChaCha	:	2/5 Q1:I just asked a question and just got a thanks What is the reason for chacha not answering my question This is the third time! A1:The correct spelling ..
ChaCha	:	3/5 Q2:What should I do? I just answered the 4 question survey, but haven't gotten a response to my first question. A2:If you need assistance please contact ..
ChaCha	:	4/5 Q3:What do I do if I Cha Cha-ed a question several times and I got an answer that has nothing to do with my question? A3:Sorry, I guess they misunderstoo..
ChaCha	:	5/5 Reply 1 to see answer 1, 2 for answer 2, or 3 for answer 3.
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Me	:	highest points scrabble using letters Efhjqry
ChaCha	:	ChaCha is goin crazy with ur Q! *Play a hilarious prank on someone by having them call 973-409-3382 for FREE! For more hotlines txt FREEHUMR
ChaCha	:	In the board game Scrabble there are two letters that are worth 10 points, the Z and the Q. The X is next worth 8 points. Thanks! *Burn 'em! Txt SDOWN 2 77899
Me	:	what are the highest scoring words in scrabble using the letters EFHJQRY
ChaCha	:	Working on ur Ans. *Did you know there are 157 different FREE Humor Hotlines!? 631-403-2058 (Psychiatric), 781-452-4062 (Idiot), 413-497-0139 (FARTS)
ChaCha	:	John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American tournament Scrabble rules. ChaCha again! *Burn 'em! Txt SDOWN 2 77899
Me	:	question: what are the highest scoring words in scrabble using the letters EFHJQRY
ChaCha	:	Ans on the way! *Got a phone AND a sense of humor? Call 781-452-3028 (Psychiatric Hotline) or 973-737-7016 (Idiot Hotline). Txt HUMR for more! (All Free)
ChaCha	:	John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American tournament Scrabble rules. ChaCha again! *$50K+RTs!Txt WIN50K 2 77899
Me	:	READ THE EFFING QUESTION. what are the highest scoring words in scrabble using the letters EFHJQRY
ChaCha	:	A Million-dollar question! *If u were on Deal or No Deal, what case would u pick? Text PRIZE to 71234 to start playing Deal or No Deal for chance @$50K
ChaCha	:	1/5 Okay, I'm sending u 3 possible answers to help you; please select the one that works best.
ChaCha	:	2/5 Q1:What is the highest scoring word possible to use in scrabble? A1:John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American ..
ChaCha	:	3/5 Q2:What is the highest scoring letter in Scrabble? A2:K, X, Q or Z are the highest-scoring letters.
ChaCha	:	4/5 Q3:What is the highest scoring word in scrabble? A3:The highest scoring English word in the game of Scrabble is Quartzy, ranging from 82-165 points dep..
ChaCha	:	5/5 Reply 1 to see answer 1, 2 for answer 2, or 3 for answer 3.
Me	:	NO. READ THE QUESTION. what are the highest scoring words in scrabble using the letters EFHJQRY
ChaCha	:	Ans on the way! *Call 267-436-5201 then give that number to annoying friends who call u too much :) For more FREE HumorHotlines.com numbers, txt FREEHUMR
ChaCha	:	John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American tournament Scrabble rules. ChaCha again! *WIN $50K! Txt WT50K 2 23689
Me	:	NO. NO. NO. NO. NO NO NO. READ THE QUESTION. IT'S RIGHT HERE. READ IT: what are the highest scoring words in scrabble using the letters EFHJQRY. ONLY THOSE.
ChaCha	:	A Million-dollar question! *If u were on Deal or No Deal, what case would u pick? Text PRIZE to 71234 to start playing Deal or No Deal for chance @$50K
ChaCha	:	Cheating is never the way! *Would U take the Deal or No Deal offer? Txt OFFER to 71234
Me	:	WHAT THE EFF. i need an answer, please, dear lord, is there anyone at chacha who is worth anything?
ChaCha	:	A Million-dollar question! *If u were on Deal or No Deal, what case would u pick? Text PRIZE to 71234 to start playing Deal or No Deal for chance @$50K
ChaCha	:	1/5 Wow, I'm a new Guide so I'm not sure of the answer, but here are 3 possible ones and u can decide which is best.
ChaCha	:	2/5 Q1:What Chacha I need an answer. A1:If you do not receive pleasure, seek the advise of your physician. There are many reasons for lack of pleasure. ChaCha!
ChaCha	:	3/5 Q2:What can I not chacha ? Will you answer anything ? A2:We will answer anything that isn't abusive or illegal. Send us a question and we will do our bes..
ChaCha	:	4/5 Q3:What is the mermaid please answer ChaCha? A3:A mermaid is a mythological aquatic creature with a female human head and torso and the tail of a fish. M..
ChaCha	:	5/5 Reply 1 to see answer 1, 2 for answer 2, or 3 for answer 3.
Me	:	READ THE QUESTION. IT'S RIGHT HERE. READ IT: what are the highest scoring words in scrabble using the letters EFHJQRY. ONLY THOSE.
ChaCha	:	Ur Q has skills! * Do U have the skills to win at Deal or No Deal? Want to win the $50,000 Grand Prize? Txt BUCKS to 71234 to start playing today
ChaCha	:	1/5 I've found 3 possible answers to your question, so pls select the one that is best.
ChaCha	:	2/5 Q1:What is the highest scoring word possible to use in scrabble? A1:John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American ..
ChaCha	:	3/5 Q2:What is the highest possible Scrabble score using these letters, VTIEARN? A2:The highest possible score with the letters V,T,I.E, A,R,N is 10 points. ..
ChaCha	:	4/5 Q3:What is the highest scoring scrabble word using the letters PUISGN and a blank tile? A2z scrabble is a good site to look it up. A3:pignus and spuing..
ChaCha	:	5/5 Reply 1 to see answer 1, 2 for answer 2, or 3 for answer 3.
Me	:	what are the highest scoring words in scrabble using the letters EFHJQRY ?
ChaCha	:	Working on ur Ans. *Did you know there are 157 different FREE Humor Hotlines!? 631-403-2058 (Psychiatric), 781-452-4062 (Idiot), 413-497-0139 (FARTS)
ChaCha	:	John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American tournament Scrabble rules. ChaCha again! *WIN $50K! Txt WT50K 2 23689
Me	:	OH MY GOD STOP TELLING ME ABOUT HIM AND ANSWER MY QUESTION: what are the highest scoring words in scrabble using the letters EFHJQRY ?
ChaCha	:	Hot Question! *Can u outwit the banker? Test your skills and play Deal or No Deal for a chance to win $50,000! Text COIN to 71234
ChaCha	:	1/5 Hmmm, that's a tough question. I'm sending you three possible answers and you can choose the best one.
ChaCha	:	2/5 Q1:What is the highest scoring letter in Scrabble? A1:K, X, Q or Z are the highest-scoring letters.
ChaCha	:	3/5 Q2:What is the highest scoring word possible to use in scrabble? A2:John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American ..
ChaCha	:	4/5 Q3:Will you please answer my question about god, or call and tell me? A3:I personally believe there is a God. This beautiful world that we live in had to..
ChaCha	:	5/5 Reply 1 to see answer 1, 2 for answer 2, or 3 for answer 3.
Me	:	is it really that hard of a question? what are the highest scoring words in scrabble using the letters EFHJQRY ?
ChaCha	:	Ur Q has skills! * Do U have the skills to win at Deal or No Deal? Want to win the $50,000 Grand Prize? Txt BUCKS to 71234 to start playing today
ChaCha	:	1/5 Wow, I'm a new Guide so I'm not sure of the answer, but here are 3 possible ones and u can decide which is best.
ChaCha	:	2/5 Q1:What is the highest scoring four letter word in the game of scrabble? A1:The highest scoring English word in the game of Scrabble is Quartzy, ChaCha awa
ChaCha	:	3/5 Q2:what is the highest scoring word in Scrabble without using any bonus squares A2:Highest scoring English word in the game of Scrabble is Quartzy, at ..
ChaCha	:	4/5 Q3:What is a scrabble word using the letters zjgsats? A3:You cannot form a word using the letters z,j,g,s,a,t,and s.
ChaCha	:	5/5 Reply 1 to see answer 1, 2 for answer 2, or 3 for answer 3.
Me	:	is it really that hard of a question? am i asking it wrong? using the letters EFHJQRY in scrabble, what are the highest scoring words?
ChaCha	:	ChaCha always has an opinion! *Want a chance to win the $50,000 + other prizes for your opinion? Vote on the go to win, txt MYMONEY to 654654
ChaCha	:	This depends on the board that you are playing on. Sorry, we cannot help you. ChaCha on! *Would U take the Deal or No Deal offer? Txt OFFER to 71234
Me	:	yes, you can help me. answer the question. using the letters EFHJQRY in scrabble, what are the highest scoring words?
ChaCha	:	Answer on the way! *FREE Humor! Call: 631-403-2054 (Psychiatric Hotline), 781-452-4058 (Idiot Hotline), 413-497-0137 (FARTS) www.HumorHotlines.com
ChaCha	:	The highest scoring word in Scrabble is Oxyphyenbutazone. ChaCha again! *Play the paper fortune teller game! Txt TELLER to 73000
Me	:	using the letters EFHJQRY in scrabble, what are the highest scoring words?
ChaCha	:	Ans on the way! *Call 267-436-5201 then give that number to annoying friends who call u too much :) For more FREE HumorHotlines.com numbers, txt FREEHUMR
ChaCha	:	John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American tournament Scrabble rules. ChaCha again! *$50K+RTs!Txt WIN50K 2 77899
Me	:	using the letters EFHJQRY in scrabble, what are the highest scoring words?
ChaCha	:	Finding ur Ans now. *Call and listen to 240-528-3110, then pass it on to anyone else that you don't want to die. Seriously! Call, listen, FWD on!
ChaCha	:	John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American tournament Scrabble rules. ChaCha again! *$50K+RTs!Txt WIN50K 2 77899
Me	:	using only the letters EFHJQRY in scrabble, what are the highest scoring words?
ChaCha	:	I see an A in ur future! *Wish you could see into the future? Now u can! Find out what life has in store for you - txt CHACHA4 to 73000
ChaCha	:	John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American tournament Scrabble rules. ChaCha again! *$50K+RTs!Txt WIN50K 2 77899
Me	:	are you not allowed to research answers any more? please answer: using only the letters EFHJQRY in scrabble, what are the highest scoring words?
ChaCha	:	ChaCha always has an opinion! *Want a chance to win the $50,000 + other prizes for your opinion? Vote on the go to win, txt MYMONEY to 654654
ChaCha	:	I am a different guide & I can't see ur previous question. Pls clarify your question so I can answer it for you! ChaCha! *$50K+RTs!Txt WIN50K 2 77899
Me	:	IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE TEXT. Here it is again: using only the letters EFHJQRY in scrabble, what are the highest scoring words?
ChaCha	:	ChaCha always has an opinion! *Want a chance to win the $50,000 + other prizes for your opinion? Vote on the go to win, txt MYMONEY to 654654
ChaCha	:	1/5 Hmmm, that's a tough question. I'm sending you three possible answers and you can choose the best one.
ChaCha	:	2/5 Q1:What is the highest scoring letter in Scrabble? A1:K, X, Q or Z are the highest-scoring letters.
ChaCha	:	3/5 Q2:What is the highest scoring word possible to use in scrabble? A2:John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American ..
ChaCha	:	4/5 Q3:What is the highest scoring word in scrabble? A3:The highest scoring English word in the game of Scrabble is Quartzy, ranging from 82-165 points dep..
ChaCha	:	5/5 Reply 1 to see answer 1, 2 for answer 2, or 3 for answer 3.
Me	:	absolutely wrong answers. using only the letters EFHJQRY in scrabble, what are the highest scoring words?
ChaCha	:	We're working on your Q! *Wanna win $50K by giving your opinion on Q's! Txt IMRICH to 654654
ChaCha	:	1/5 Actually, there could be 3 possible answers to your question; pls choose the one that works best.
ChaCha	:	2/5 Q1:What is the highest scoring letter in Scrabble? A1:K, X, Q or Z are the highest-scoring letters.
ChaCha	:	3/5 Q2:What is the highest scoring word possible to use in scrabble? A2:John Chew says that oxyphenbutazone is the highest-scoring word known under American ..
ChaCha	:	4/5 Q3:What is the highest scoring word in scrabble? A3:The highest scoring English word in the game of Scrabble is Quartzy, ranging from 82-165 points dep..
ChaCha	:	5/5 Reply 1 to see answer 1, 2 for answer 2, or 3 for answer 3.
Me	:	sigh. i've got nothing better to do. i'll wait for a real answer. using only the letters EFHJQRY in scrabble, what are the highest scoring words?
ChaCha	:	Picking out ur A! *Love the paper fortune teller game as a kid? Play on ur phone! Pick a color, letter, and a topic 2 get ur fortune! Txt TELLER to 73000
ChaCha	:	The highest scoring English word in the game of Scrabble is Quartzy, ChaCha away *Play the paper fortune teller game! Txt TELLER to 73000
Me	:	that answer does not address the question. using only the letters EFHJQRY in scrabble, what are the highest scoring words?
ChaCha	:	ChaCha always has an opinion! *Want a chance to win the $50,000 + other prizes for your opinion? Vote on the go to win, txt MYMONEY to 654654
ChaCha	:	If you unscramble the letters orttisu, you get the word tourist, meaning someone who travels for pleasure. Thanks, ChaCha! *B smart! Txt AMAZE to 77899
Me	:	what words can you make with some or all of the following letters: EFHJQRY
ChaCha	:	We're working on your Q! *Wanna win $50K by giving your opinion on Q's! Txt IMRICH to 654654
ChaCha	:	1/2 The highest scoring words from those letters would be: 10 points: hery, ryfe 9 points: feh, fey, fry, hey, hye, rhy, yeh.
ChaCha	:	2/2 Thanks for using ChaCha! *Fans can win $50K @ Deal or No Deal! Txt FAN to 71234

2010-07-23T08:15:00.003-04:00

working the horse show. (please don't fall, please don't fall, please don't fall.)

2010-07-23T08:15:00.001-04:00

working the horse show. (please don't fall, please don't fall, please don't fall.)

2010-07-22T22:16:00.001-04:00

How long after losing a wallet does one call the credit card company? For all I know, it's around the house somewhere.

2010-07-22T17:37:00.001-04:00

Can't find wallet.

2010-07-21T21:50:00.001-04:00

Who orders a pitcher of soda when there's free refills?

2010-07-21T16:48:00.001-04:00

Shuckin' corn with Wifey.

2010-07-18T21:56:00.001-04:00

I want Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" job please.

2010-07-15T20:20:00.001-04:00

"Klif is so funny that nobody laughs at his jokes."

2010-07-15T15:55:00.001-04:00

Religions as Movies http://ping.fm/2qput

2010-07-11T20:22:00.001-04:00

THIS. IS. FIFA! http://ping.fm/tPWHO

2010-07-11T17:04:00.001-04:00

Hup?

2010-07-11T15:52:00.001-04:00

this seems to be one of the least interesting games of the worldcup

2010-07-11T05:13:00.001-04:00

Strawberry jelly is so much better than grape jelly.

2010-07-10T03:49:00.001-04:00

Brett Domino performs Ke$ha better than Ke$ha performs Ke$ha. http://ping.fm/39RqJ

2010-07-09T03:58:00.001-04:00

Serious question: There are people who don't do computers or TV. What do they do instead?

2010-07-08T22:36:00.001-04:00

The Wipeout Campus: http://ping.fm/qNrl9 -- Under construction: http://ping.fm/Or7za

2010-07-07T19:18:00.001-04:00

I don't usually care, but I will be both rooting and voting for Michael Grimm and Debra Romer on AGT.

2010-07-07T07:54:00.001-04:00

People DON'T use the underwear hole when they pee?

2010-07-04T07:15:00.001-04:00

Physics and continuity really have no place in Tom and Jerry.

2010-07-04T06:58:00.001-04:00

Sleeping in someone else's bed is weird.

2010-07-03T11:47:00.001-04:00

four to zero? hello, slaughter!

2010-07-02T17:04:00.001-04:00

WHOA . best last minute of a world cup game. URU - GHA

2010-07-01T03:55:00.001-04:00

10 Additional Bad Comics http://ping.fm/SYcri

2010-06-30T23:04:00.001-04:00

Pet Penguin in Japan http://ping.fm/sLV2g

2010-06-27T14:19:00.001-04:00

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2010-06-27T11:28:00.001-04:00

Please stop showing david beckham.

2010-06-18T19:43:00.001-04:00

it's been a long time, old friend.

2010-06-18T19:38:00.001-04:00

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2010-06-17T23:56:00.001-04:00

what is a Lakers?

2010-06-17T23:17:00.001-04:00

basketball's boring.

2010-06-17T17:18:00.001-04:00

South korean goalie wasn't even TRYING vs argentina

2010-06-17T08:10:00.001-04:00

There's TINY CLOTHES in the dryer!

2010-06-17T02:23:00.001-04:00

Red Dwarf Back to Earth is genius. Unfortunately, not much funny.

2010-06-16T21:46:00.001-04:00

The World Cup is in South Africa, the South Africans will blow their horns. When the World Cup is in the United States, the Americans will not go to the games. Every country has its own traditions.

2010-06-16T17:04:00.001-04:00

Please buy me this: It's Mother-Lovin' Booze Time Flask http://ping.fm/egPCg

2010-06-16T16:59:00.001-04:00

Surface of the Earth http://ping.fm/28C6m

2010-06-15T23:12:00.001-04:00

Sweet movies, sweet music, sweet movie: Kilian Martin's Skateboard http://ping.fm/Eoh9H

2010-06-15T23:11:00.001-04:00

Full-Size Cat is Full-Size Jerk http://ping.fm/2dezK

2010-06-15T22:35:00.001-04:00

I Could Care Less: An English PSA http://ping.fm/Z54jT

2010-06-15T18:16:00.001-04:00

Inside a Wave: Epic Photography by Clark Little http://ping.fm/8xsAX

2010-06-15T01:32:00.001-04:00

what time is it?

2010-06-14T11:59:00.001-04:00

I turned on my dvr'd America's Got Talent. it's nothing but a solid hour, no commercials, of weather radar reporting! what the crap,@wthrcom

2010-06-13T18:27:00.001-04:00

So tired, my eyes are crossing.

2010-06-13T02:09:00.001-04:00

Genius Idea, Red Dwarf: 1 episode was not made due to $$$. A version using storyboards is on the DVD, performed entirely by 1 of the actors.

2010-06-12T22:15:00.001-04:00

Episodes of red dwarf season 7 that have no laugh track are.... awkward.

2010-06-12T14:36:00.001-04:00

Wow. 4th minute, eh? this may not be pretty.

2010-06-12T14:23:00.001-04:00

This is the first time i've been asked to bring beer to a one-year-old's birthday party.

2010-06-11T01:39:00.001-04:00

Ugh. i hate spring mario.

2010-06-09T09:48:00.001-04:00

ZzzzzZZZzzzzzZzzZZZZZzzzzz SNOOOOOOORE

2010-06-07T02:41:00.001-04:00

Orange Juice! Yum!

2010-06-06T22:44:00.001-04:00

Being in the crowd, front rows, for the Stanley Cup playoffs looks like it could be incredibly fun.

2010-06-05T13:33:00.001-04:00

Jason Bateman and Dustin Hoffman are kiss cam All-Stars http://ping.fm/deTAW

2010-06-05T11:16:00.001-04:00

walmart is good for at least one thing: large, wide-open aisles.

2010-06-04T22:23:00.001-04:00

Wifey is watching Big Love. I can't tell all the characters apart

2010-06-04T00:46:00.001-04:00

My wristwatch (simulated leather and stainless steel) absolutely reeks of sweat. How do I make it not stink?

2010-06-02T23:54:00.001-04:00

Shaun of the Dead is such a fantastically-made movie.

2010-05-31T18:17:00.001-04:00

I have 45 minutes watch one hour's worth of MASH before work is over. So, I'm watching it on 2x speed. Very entertaining.

2010-05-26T04:17:00.001-04:00

I was okay with the LOST finale until I watched this video: Unanswered Lost Questions http://ping.fm/29vJR

2010-05-26T03:27:00.001-04:00

Wonderfalls makes me miss Pushing Daisies.

2010-05-25T04:27:00.001-04:00

"Oh, give it up! You'll never get your car out of this metaphor in time!"

2010-05-23T14:50:00.001-04:00

Lost: A Final Message http://ping.fm/TUdZY

2010-05-21T06:06:00.001-04:00

Infrastructures http://ping.fm/Vn3ja

2010-05-20T01:44:00.001-04:00

I wish someone would bribe me with a case of scotch.

2010-05-20T00:01:00.001-04:00

Good Will Hunting: Two hours of movie, wasted.

2010-05-19T22:11:00.001-04:00

Betty White is no funnier than any other old lady on TV.

2010-05-18T21:54:00.001-04:00

8607, huh? sounds dumb. why gimmick a good thing? lost

2010-05-18T15:51:00.001-04:00

Eight hours left, buy me this shirt please, Men's XXL http://ping.fm/VFaF2

2010-05-17T22:45:00.001-04:00

I hereby declare my candidacy for Marion County Coroner. Please Vote.

2010-05-17T20:23:00.001-04:00

Why's the black dude from Leverage slummin' it in a Taco Bell commercial?

2010-05-17T00:13:00.001-04:00

I hereby declare my candidacy for Marion County Coroner. Please Vote.

2010-05-16T20:40:00.001-04:00

There's something weird about watching an American team play a Canadian sport on an American channel broadcast from Canada over the internet

2010-05-16T20:39:00.001-04:00

Why didn't anybody tell me about crocs sooner?

2010-05-15T20:10:00.001-04:00

"one hop this time. left foot two stomps. every body clapyer haaaands" this is the worst excuse for a song. ever.

2010-05-15T02:11:00.001-04:00

In Bruges!

2010-05-15T00:40:00.001-04:00

"It's an inanimate object." "YOU'RE an inanimate object!"

2010-05-14T23:48:00.001-04:00

"Is the swan still there? How can f'g swans not f'g be somebody's f'g thing, eh?"

2010-05-14T22:36:00.001-04:00

"Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great, either."